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Jul 13, 201810:03 AM
Joie d'Eve

Living, loving, laughing, and learning in the new New Orleans

Areas of Un-Expertise

Summer blog topics I have no idea about:

Beachy summer hair

Fun flat lays of summer fashion trends

Healthy green smoothies

Best rosés

Flirting with your summer crush

Homemade gourmet popsicles

These are not things I know anything about anymore – or maybe ever.

My hair is pulled back in a perpetual messy knot, my “summer outfit” is a T-shirt I got for free for giving blood and a pair of jeans I got from my mother-in-law, I fed my kid Nutella toast in the car this morning on the way to zoo camp and am looking forward to a glass of “generic white” wine from a bottle that’s $3 at Rouses, my husband and I are having a date night tonight that’s really just pasta and Netflix, and the only popsicles in my freezer are the entirely artificial grape ones that no one likes and that are so old that they stick to the paper in purple strands of goo.

My hobbies so far this summer have included: sending Amazon packages to Ruby at camp, scrubbing homemade slime out of the bathmat, Googling images of impetigo to try to diagnose a rash, fixing the Roomba after it ate too much glitter and Barbie hair, and trying various products to remove the smell from my minivan after Georgia forgot some chocolate milk under her seat in the middle of July.

I used to love summer. I mostly still do love summer. But…

I remember taking a vacation to Orange Beach with my family when I was newly pregnant with Georgia and pretty much dying from morning sickness. I couldn’t eat anything; my husband was judging a raw oyster contest, and just that combination of words alone – “raw” and “oyster” and “contest” – sent me fleeing for the bathroom. Even if I’d found raw oysters somehow palatable, they’re verboten during pregnancy. I couldn’t have a drink. I couldn’t get in the hot tub. And I remarked bitterly to Robert that being on vacation when you’re pregnant just meant a new toilet to throw up into.

Summer vacation now, as a mom, just means a hotter car for spilled milk to fester in. It’s still nice to be free of homework and the threat of tardy slips, but overall, the glamourous life I live is exactly the same, only with a heat index of 105.

Obviously I love my kids – sour milk and impetigo and all – but I do long for the days of rosé and fun flat lays and flirting with summer crushes with the best-ever beachy hair.

Do you love or hate summer as a parent? Or is it the same but hotter?



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Joie d'Eve

Living, loving, laughing, and learning in the new New Orleans


        Eve is further proof, if any is needed, that New Orleans girls can never escape the city. After living here since the age of 3 and graduating from Ben Franklin High School, Eve moved to Columbia, Mo., where she received bachelor’s and master’s degrees from the Missouri School of Journalism and became truly, unhealthily obsessed with grammar.She had originally intended to strike out to New York City and work in the cutthroat magazine industry there, but after Katrina, Eve felt a strong pull to return home, to her roots, her family, her waterlogged and struggling city – and a much more forgiving work atmosphere that would allow her to skip a routine of everyday makeup and size 0 designer label business suits and enjoy the occasional cocktail or three with an absurdly fattening lunch. She moved back home in January 2008 and lives in Mid-City with her two daughters, Ruby and Georgia; her stepson, Elliot; and her husband, Robert Peyton.Eve blogs about the joys and struggles of living in post-Katrina New Orleans, the unique problems and delights of raising a child in such a diverse and challenging city – including her experiences with the public education system – and her always entertaining and extremely colorful family.Eve has won numerous writing awards, including the Pirates Alley Faulkner Society Gold Medal, the Society of Professional Journalists Mark of Excellence award for column-writing and Press Club of New Orleans awards for her Editor’s Note in New Orleans Homes & Lifestyles and for this blog, most recently winning the award for "Best Feature Affiliated Blog."She welcomes comments, advice, empty flattery, recipes, drink invitations and – most especially – grammatical or linguistic debates.




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