Modine Gunch

SHOWING YOUR WITS

So my daughter Gladiola announces she and her friends are wearing body paint on...

Adventures in Spring Cleaning

My mother-in-law sometimes insinuates I’m not the best housekeeper in the world. Like for...

Feeling the Pain

Gomer Gunch should have bought his wife a watch.It would have saved all of...

Over the Top

I am standing in the produce section of the Wal-Mart at 4 a.m. in...

MODINE’S: PUSHING THE WRONG BUTTON

I am trapped in my mother-in-law’s garage.It could happen to anybody. I knock at...

MODINE’S: WASTE MANAGEMENT

If you live in New Orleans, you’ve heard a lot of Jazz Fest stories....

MODINE’s NEW ORLEANS: “Larda’s Gas Surplus” – is it a problem or the solution?

My mother-in-law, Ms. Larda, says all this hurricane stress has given her nerves and...

MODINE: Flash Points

This planet hit menopause at the same time I did. It has global warming; I...

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