CliffsNotes NOLA

My friend Vera recently took a job as development associate with Greater New Orleans Inc. One of the really amazing things that’s happening in the city post-Katrina is the influx of bright, energetic young people who have come here to make a difference. I love that they love the city. I love that they want others to love the city. But I find it hard to trust people who have never eaten a Hubig’s Pie.

Vera is, like me, a New Orleans native, but some of her colleagues are – while every bit as passionate about New Orleans as we are – from other places and still finding new things to love.

So she and I started brainstorming the other day about the New Orleans primer we’d like to be able to give to all newcomers.

Her original list looked like this:
• Riverbend

• Hansens vs. Plum St

• Lusher

• Oysters at Pascal’s Manale

• Tip’s

• Tuesday Rebirth at Maple Street

• Steamboat houses

• Brunch at Elizabeth’s

• Rocky & Carlo’s

• The Point, Lakefront – Lake Vista

• Russell’s Marina Grill

• Lakeview Market

• City Park: Sculpture Garden, Big Lake, Carousel Gardens, Celebration in the Oaks

• Trivia at Finn McCools

• Strawberry Festival

• Saturday night at Mimi’s

• Feelings

• Bacchanal

• Jean Lafitte Park & Boudreauxs

• Jazz Fest
• Mardi Gras – St. Ann’s, kids on ladders on St. Charles Avenue

But then, because I am way more anal and structured than creative, artistic Vera, I started trying to make an outline. God, I love outlines. Our brainstorm session, conducted online, looked like this:

Me:  crawfish bread

Vera:  right!
 but you can’t do crawfish bread until jazz fest

Me:  right, but you can’t do jazz fest without crawfish bread

Vera:  TRUE

Me: LET’S MAKE AN OUTLINE!!!

like I. Carnival

A. King Cakes

1. If you get the baby, you buy the next one

Vera: ha

RIGHT

Me:  2. Fillings are gross

Vera:  there’s a whole thing with that

Fillings are NOT gross!

Me:  yes, they are!

Vera:  3. You’ll never have McKenzie’s

Me: mmmmm, mckenzie’s. i miss mckenzie’s.

ok, so then B. Parades

Vera:  B. KREWES

Me:  right

We kind of lost it there, overwhelmed by the sheer number of krewes and superkrewes and Rex and “If Ever I Cease to Love” and beads versus fancy throws –– and so we stopped.

And as much as I love a good outline, I think she might have had the right idea initially with her free-associating kind of list. A place as diverse and low-key and loose and friendly and fun as New Orleans maybe doesn’t lend itself to an structured, caged-in outline. You can’t force the rough edges of New Orleans into a rigid form like an outline. Jazz and red beans and Spanish moss and other New Orleans clichés would come oozing over the sides; there would be so much you’d lose in outline form.

But our list, in any form, is far from done. What would you add?

 
 

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