Headlines For 2011 Far More Likely Than 'Brett Favre Actually Retires'
Brett Favre announced yesterday that he will continue playing. But only for one more year. And if you believe that, then you also must believe that the following events will also occur, as they appear to be far more likely than his actual retirement — as we noted in a post that ran one year ago yesterday.
1. Yale Students Welcome Snooki On Her First Day
2. Lady Gaga Unveils Line Of Tummy-Shaping Undergarments
3. New ‘American Idol’ Judges Are A Big Hit; Show’s Problems Solved
4. J-Lo Arrested In Extensive Anti-Booty Rioting
5. Brett Favre Eaten By Coyotes
6. James Franco: ‘It’s Probably Time To Calm Down’
7. Kathryn Bigelow Says James Cameron Is ‘Probably Right’ About 3D
8. What Ever Happened To Justin Bieber?